Top Guy Movies - All Time.

All time great movies for guys. This is just the top cream of the crop. Do you have any more to add?

-Dirty Harry.
-Goodfellas.
-Godfather I and II.
-Shawshank Redemption.
-Heat.
-Analyse This.
-Wedding Crashers.
-Scarface.
-Terminator II.
-Enter the Dragon.
-The Great Escape.
-Dumb and Dumber.

John and Ken Show - Asking for it.

Check out this farce and travesty on the radio, at AM640 KFI from 3.00 to 7.00 PST.

These two jokers are bent on ruffling feathers incessantly. They are asking for it, considering there are so many nuts running around.

Consider their rant about Tukki Williams's execution. They probably didn't get the memo that he was a dangerous gang member with a huge loyal following. Are they out of their nuts to be going after this guy, and everything he did, with so much audacity and vindictiveness. The members of the gang he belonged to, surely must not have found it amusing. Do you think there is a remote possibility they might do something about it?

They derogate mountain climbers or even Steve Irvin (Alligator guy) for taking up dangerous professions, without any thought to the families that depend on them. Are they any better?

Or how about making disparaging and insulting remarks about illegal aliens. For information, majority of the top 10 most dangerous gangs, listed by LAPD, comprise of illegal aliens.

These two clowns are probably enjoying the spike in ratings, by being so abrasive and aggressive, but 'what goes around, comes around'. It is all going to catch up to them, sooner or later.

Loose Cannons - Demise Near.

These three stooges at 'Loose Cannons' are on the radio at AM570 from noon to 4.00. If they don't change - fast - the show will be history.

Look at the credentials of the 3 clowns:

Victor B. Jacobs: The guy has only surface knowledge of what is being discussed. How pathetic it is, for a show to have a guy on the cast, whose only credential or 'claim to fame' is 'feeling you' or a 'lakers poncho'. His analysis lack depth and insight, and comes through as half-baked, irrational and prejudiced. Compare him to Mat 'Money' Smith and you have two sides of broadcasting. It is clear 'Money' makes an effort to study facts painstakingly, to base his comments on. Victor just wings it. He should be booted like Joe Grande and Wayne Cook or he will take the show down with him.

Steve Hartman: The guy thinks he is the ultimate in broadcasting. You are really like that clown in a circus, who picks up after the elephants and the horses. You make a living, picking up and memorizing statistics, which world class athletes leave, after they are done with their dazzling performance. Anyone can do that. What's the big deal. Try getting on the field and doing something with that artificial look (hair transplants, lasic surgeries, plastic surgeries etc.).

Mychal Thompson: He is the only guy who has the proper credential and experience to perform on the show. He is a world class athlete and has experienced it first hand. That makes his analysis bona fide and substantiated. He is keeping the show afloat, but gets little credit from Steve, since he is bent on taking out all his frustrations from the show he has with Jim Hill, on Mychal Thompson.

Al Pacino - Over Acting.

This is a typical case of the 'small-man syndrome'.

He wants to think, he is a big bad guy overpowering small weaklings. Having a small build and midget height, he tries to compensate, by being loud and deep-voiced resulting in a pathetic display of overacting. Check out 'Scar face' and 'Scent of a woman'.

His movies have been successful not mainly because of his talent, it is primarily due to the cast, storyline and the plot, like Godfather I and II (Brando and Robert De Niro). Godfather III, where he had to go it alone - the movie bombed.

Good Deeds - Anonymously.

Do some good deeds without the recipient knowing anything about you. Here are some ideas. Write in and let us know how it went. If you have any ideas of your own, please leave them in the comment box.

• While in a restaurant, pay for the meals at another table. Instruct the waitress to give you that table's check, quietly without notice.
• Cut some one's grass.
• Wash some one's car.
• Plant flowers in some one's garden.
• Pay for the food order for the car behind you in the drive-through, fast-food restaurant.
• Pay for the toll of the car behind you on a toll road or toll bridge.
• Pay for the movie of the third person behind you in line at the theater. It needs to be the third person so you can get away in time.
• Make arrangements to pay some one's gas, water, telephone, or electric bill. Call the utility company and offer this for a total stranger.
• Go to the dry cleaners. Pay for some one's dry cleaning, someone you don't know.
• Go to the manager of a grocery store and give him/her $50.00 to $100.00. Instruct the manager to award free groceries to a deserving person going through the check-out line during the day. Tell the manager to inform the recipient that they are the 1000Th person this week to buy groceries.
• Go to a nursing home and take a perfect stranger out for lunch or bring an anonymous bouquet of flowers.

Good deeds for children:

• While Mommy is asleep, have Daddy help you fix her breakfast in bed. Then take it up to her bedroom door and set it on the floor. Then scratch on the door and scurry away. When your Mon wants to know who did this wonderful thing, tell her a little mouse.
• While your Mommy is in another room or taking a nap, wash the dishes. Tell her they must have been washed by a little fairy. Don't get the water too hot.
• Empty all the wastebaskets in the house into a large garbage bag and take that large bag outside and put it into the garbage can.
• Send your Mommy or Daddy a letter telling them that they are wonderful parents. Sign it "A special angel looking down upon them." Make sure your address is correct on the envelope. Ask someone big for a postage stamp.
• Pick up your toys or clean your room without being asked. Be very quiet so no one hears you.

Annoying Words And Phrases.

What is the logic of uttering the following. It is true: the words you choose reflect who you are. Got to select off-beat words to freshen-up your conversation. Get these lame words and phrases out of your vocabulary.

-You know what.
-Guess what.
-Honestly.
-To be honest with you.

-Frankly.
-You know what I mean.
-Exactly.
-No question about it.
-Really.
-Absolutely.
-Actually.
-As a matter of fact.
-Basically.
-Like.

-Seriously.

-Should I tell you the truth? (No, lie).

Real Hall Of 'Famers'.

Hall Of Fame has been cheapened by inducting players not worthy of the status. Players that need to be in this select company, should be just the cream of the crop.

Here is the list of 'REAL' Hall Of 'Famers':

Basketball.
-Michael Jordan.
-Magic Johnson.
-Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
-Wilt Chamberlain.
-Larry Bird.
-Bill Russel.

Football.
-James Brown.
-Joe Montana.
-John El way.

Baseball.
-Joe DiMaggio.
-Babe Ruth.
-Jackie Robinson.
-Hank Aron.
-Ted Williams.

Hockey.
-Wayne Gretzky.

Tennis.
-Rod Laver.
-Don Budge.
-Roy Emerson.
-Pete Sampras.

-Steffi Graf.
-Martina Navratilova.
-Chris Evert.
-Margaret Smith Court.

Cricket.
-Donald Bradman.

Soccer.
-Pele.
-Franz Beckenbauer.
-Diego Maradona.

James Blake - Knock It Off.

James Blake needs to applauded for coming through so much hardship and obstacles to reach the top 5 in the world as a tennis player.

But 2006 season was the best season he will ever have. He is almost 28 and with young gunners almost knocking the door down, his time to move up the rankings past number 4 and winning 5 titles like he did last year, is over.

The most confusing part of Blake is the complements he showers on his opponent during the match like 'great shot', 'too much', 'excellent', 'too good', etc. If he is thinking we will start praising him for being a sportsman, he must be smoking grass. That's not sportsmanship, that's 'demoralize-yourself-ship'. No one is gaining from it except the opponent. Cut it out, already.

Tiger Woods - Blond Syndrome.

It is a mystery when non-white celebrities and sportsmen marry blond girls. It is clear, these girls would not even give them a second look, if not for their money.

Oh, yeah! She just fell in love with you the first time she saw you. Give me a break!

You gotta be a moron to think that. It is obviously a union of convenience. She gets your money - forever - and you get a trophy wife - for a while. You are stupid to think this is going to last.

Add to it, the fact, the girl is a former nude model. What are you thinking? And you are bringing a kid in the mix? The poor kid is screwed even before his birth.

Reminds you of somebody? Someone with a bronco?

Check out this looni too, who is also asking for it. Click here.

Anna Nicole Smith - Disgrace.

It is a shame that she is getting such news coverage. It is the sign of the times. Some folks were suggesting that she lived the American dream and that she needs to be lauded for that. Are you kidding me.

She was a stripper, for crying out loud. Was a druggie. Would you like your daughter to secure the American dream that way?

She was a typical example of what a person should NOT do, specially if you are a female, and her whole life was a living proof of why.

Kobe and Shaq

Kobe's era is drawing to a close. This year will be his final thrust to salvage what he can. Considering he will be 29 years of age, coupled with the mileage he has on his tires, it is reasonable to expect the inevitable decline.

Some may say that Jordan got his rings late in his career. They are forgetting the number of regular and playoff games Jordan had played by that time compared to Kobe.

Shaq just managed to get one up on Kobe with his fourth championship. But that seems to be the last one he will ever get, now that he is 34 and struck with constant injuries.

Roger Federer - not a 'GOAT'

Here is why Roger Federer is not a GOAT (greatest of all time).

He is playing against a talent-depleted field compared to Sampras or Borg, who had to deal with Hall of 'Famers' like John McEncroe, Ivan Lendl, Boris Becker, Jimmy Connors, Andre Agassi, Patrick Rafter, Jim Courier, Stephan Edberg, Mats Wilander etc.

Roger is dealing with Roddicks, Hewitts, Ljubicics, Davydenkos, Nalbandians etc. None of them will ever be a Hall of 'Famer'. Only competition with Hall Of 'Famer' credential is Nadal and he has a winning record against Roger.

Federer, no doubt, is the most dominating athlete on the planet. With the title, comes the responsibility of being a good role model to the kids and the public at large. How's this for being a model - one word - Fornication. He has been with his current girl friend for 7 years. What message does that send to the younger generation. That it is OK to fornicate, and treat women with indignity. Purpose of dating is to ascertain if the girl or boy is the right match for you. Experts expect that to be done at the most in 2-3 years max. Beyond that, and you are abusing the person.

Message to his girl friend Mirka: You are the reason men treat women with disrespect and indignity. Get a life and some 'kahonis'.

Lakers Post - Game TV Cast.

Bill McDonald comes across as a crude and out of place broadcaster. His whole act is so fake, close to what Sutherland had when he replaced Chick Hearn. His head movements and hand gestures are not becoming of a refined and cultured host. His disdain for Jack Haley is so obvious. He seems to relish in putting Jack Haley and Westpaul against each other at every opportunity he can.

Westpaul needs to be commentating a WNBA match with his stealthy side glances and constant pursuit of any opportunity to put down Jack Haley. Has no passion and confidence in his comments.

Both of them need to emulate Jack Haley, who is the only one with the fire and belief in what he says.

Andy Roddick - Attitude Without Altitude.

Andy Roddick needs to just stop talking, and say what he wants to say, only on the court. Specially after having his foot jammed in his mouth by Roger Federer, with the thrashing of his life, at the Australian Open. This is the first time in his professional life that he lost a set 6-0.

Few days before the match, he was claiming that the gap between him the world's number 1 player was closing. What an embarrassment. It reminds you of a newspaper headline, after he lost the deciding Davis cup match against Ivan Ljubicic of Croatia in 2004: "Roddick again reminds us: He is good not great."

Clearly, his best years are behind him. He has an appalling and pathetic losing record against the top 10 players. He just has been lucky to have reached the three finals of Grand Slams because the top ten players in his draw were taken out before they could demolish him.

To top it all, US Davis Cup captain, Patrick McEnroe, who commentates on ESPN, is on record saying that 'Roddick is not the hardest working tennis player on the circuit'. What a revelation considering he has won only one Grand Slam.

Cut out the attitude, man and let your game speak for itself.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger - Scam Artist.

You have to listen to this joke on radio at AM 640KFI @12.00 noon PST. The lady is a complete fraud and an expert sham on relationships.

She has to be going to bed every night, amused and amazed at how she has made it big, by preying on vulnerable and dumb women by giving advice which is basically just plain common sense based on national statistics and polls. The IQ of people calling in is so pathetic, that even a monkey can advise them and look an expert.

Here is some proof of her being a complete FRAUD.

• Her nude photos are on the web. These were taken by her boyfriend and supervisor, Bill Balance, with whom she had an affair. This man was 30 years older than her. According to Bill, she had this affair with him, while she was still married. And she professes morality???
• She has a Ph.D. in physiology, not in psychology, as she makes it out to be. So her name has a 'Dr.' only because she has a Ph.D. and not because she is a M.D. / doctor.
• She is NOT a 'licensed therapist' as she claims, and her California Marriage Family and Child Counseling (MFCC) license has been inactive for several years.
• She says that one should only get married in the late twenties. Well, she herself married in the early twenties.
• Her mother Yolanda was found dead in her condominium, her body having been there for months. And she talks about 10 commandments. How about caring for your parents? Forget that. How about just checking their welfare by phone?
• She had an affair for eight years with Dr. Bishop who was married with dependent children, before she finally married him. And she says, you should date at the most 2-3 years, before marrying. Anytime beyond that and you an 'unpaid whore'.What a hypocrite!!!

Consider some of the questions / answers from her show by these stupid, ignorant and obviously retarded women, despite a regular call-screener:

-My mother-in-law just bought a pit bull. Should I let her baby-sit my 6-month old baby?

-My friend is committing a crime. But she is the only friend I have in the state, I live in. Should I continue the friendship?

-I dated my husband for 5 years before marrying him. During this time, he sometimes abused me physically, drank continuously, left me for days to live with his mother. But I still married him, and had two infant babies with him, and he is still doing all that stuff. What should I do?

-If you have a minor child and you are single or divorced---her standard advice: 'you have to become a celibate (no sex) till the youngest child attains the age of 18'. So if your kid is 5, you cannot have sex for 13 years. Is she out of her mind or what?

James Worthy - Please Leave.

James Worthy and Allen Messengale - Lakers TV
It is just plain painful to watch James Worthy on the set. His body language resembles a fish just thrown out of water. It is so obvious that he is totally terrorised by Allen Mesengale. He looks to Allen for approval on the slightest move.

Have some self-respect and 'kahonis' - man. You are supposed to be a world class player and here you are, being demeaned and embarrassed by a journalist. You are a shame and disgrace to all the players that enter broadcasting. Go look at John McEncroe, Mychael Thompson, Magic Johnson or Charles Barkeley who more than hold their own in the broadcasting booth. In fact, they dominate the show as a world class player should.

This is clearly not for you. Get yourself and all the viewers out of the misery and LEAVE, please.