Monday, February 12, 2007

James Blake - Knock It Off.


James Blake needs to applauded for coming through so much hardship and obstacles to reach the top 5 in the world as a tennis player.

But 2006 season was the best season he will ever have. He is almost 28 and with young gunners almost knocking the door down, his time to move up the rankings past number 4 and winning 5 titles like he did last year, is over.

The most confusing part of Blake is the complements he showers on his opponent during the match like 'great shot', 'too much', 'excellent', 'too good', etc. If he is thinking we will start praising him for being a sportsman, he must be smoking grass. That's not sportsmanship, that's 'demoralize-yourself-ship'. No one is gaining from it except the opponent. Cut it out, already.

Tiger Woods - Blond Syndrome.

It is a mystery when non-white celebrities and sportsmen marry blond girls. It is clear, these girls would not even give them a second look, if not for their money.

Oh, yeah! She just fell in love with you the first time she saw you. Give me a break!

You gotta be a moron to think that. It is obviously a union of convenience. She gets your money - forever - and you get a trophy wife - for a while. You are stupid to think this is going to last.

Add to it, the fact, the girl is a former nude model. What are you thinking? And you are bringing a kid in the mix? The poor kid is screwed even before his birth.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith - Disgrace.


It is a shame that she is getting such news coverage. It is the sign of the times. Some folks were suggesting that she lived the American dream and that she needs to be lauded for that. Are you kidding me.

She was a stripper, for crying out loud. Was a druggie. Would you like your daughter to secure the American dream that way?

She was a typical example of what a person should NOT do, specially if you are a female, and her whole life was a living proof of why.

Kobe and Shaq

Kobe's era is drawing to a close. This year will be his final thrust to salvage what he can. Considering he will be 29 years of age, coupled with the mileage he has on his tires, it is reasonable to expect the inevitable decline.

Some may say that Jordan got his rings late in his career. They are forgetting the number of regular and playoff games Jordan had played by that time compared to Kobe.

Shaq just managed to get one up on Kobe with his fourth championship. But that seems to be the last one he will ever get, now that he is 34 and struck with constant injuries.

Roger Federer - not a 'GOAT'


Here is why Roger Federer is not a GOAT (greatest of all time).

He is playing against a talent-depleted field compared to Sampras or Borg, who had to deal with Hall of 'Famers' like John McEncroe, Ivan Lendl, Boris Becker, Jimmy Connors, Andre Agassi, Patrick Rafter, Jim Courier, Stephan Edberg, Mats Wilander etc.

Roger is dealing with Roddicks, Hewitts, Ljubicics, Davydenkos, Nalbandians etc. None of them will ever be a Hall of 'Famer'. Only competition with Hall Of 'Famer' credential is Nadal and he has a winning record against Roger.


Federer, no doubt, is the most dominating athlete on the planet. With the title, comes the responsibility of being a good role model to the kids and the public at large. How's this for being a model - one word - Fornication. He has been with his current girl friend for 7 years. What message does that send to the younger generation. That it is OK to fornicate, and treat women with indignity. Purpose of dating is to ascertain if the girl or boy is the right match for you. Experts expect that to be done at the most in 2-3 years max. Beyond that, and you are abusing the person.

Message to his girl friend Mirka: You are the reason men treat women with disrespect and indignity. Get a life and some 'kahonis'.

Lakers Post - Game TV Cast.

Bill McDonald comes across as a crude and out of place broadcaster. His whole act is so fake, close to what Sutherland had when he replaced Chick Hearn. His head movements and hand gestures are not becoming of a refined and cultured host. His disdain for Jack Haley is so obvious. He seems to relish in putting Jack Haley and Westpaul against each other at every opportunity he can.

Westpaul needs to be commentating a WNBA match with his stealthy side glances and constant pursuit of any opportunity to put down Jack Haley. Has no passion and confidence in his comments.

Both of them need to emulate Jack Haley, who is the only one with the fire and belief in what he says.

Andy Roddick - Attitude Without Altitude.


Andy Roddick needs to just stop talking, and say what he wants to say, only on the court. Specially after having his foot jammed in his mouth by Roger Federer, with the thrashing of his life, at the Australian Open. This is the first time in his professional life that he lost a set 6-0.

Few days before the match, he was claiming that the gap between him the world's number 1 player was closing. What an embarrassment. It reminds you of a newspaper headline, after he lost the deciding Davis cup match against Ivan Ljubicic of Croatia in 2004: "Roddick again reminds us: He is good not great."

Clearly, his best years are behind him. He has an appalling and pathetic losing record against the top 10 players. He just has been lucky to have reached the three finals of Grand Slams because the top ten players in his draw were taken out before they could demolish him.

To top it all, US Davis Cup captain, Patrick McEnroe, who commentates on ESPN, is on record saying that 'Roddick is not the hardest working tennis player on the circuit'. What a revelation considering he has won only one Grand Slam.

Cut out the attitude, man and let your game speak for itself.